Funny Quotes from the Classroom

I found a blog tonight titled Teaching Learners with Multiple Special Needs by Kate who writes about "resources and ideas for teachers of learners with severe, profound, intensive, significant, complex or multiple special needs." The site is worth bookmarking for the tremendous collection of links and resources running down the left hand side of the page.

The first post that caught my attention is titled Classroom Quotes, a list of funny quotes in her classroom for new staff. For example:

Teacher: Tell me one whale fact.
Student: Don't call me whale fat!

Be sure to read the others, including one involving a paraprofessional. Do you have any funny experiences or quotes from your classroom experiences? Share your story in the comments!

Classroom Quotes